How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she’s old enough.If it isn’t, cut the barrel down a bit.
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.””So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood?”.
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse”. “Ssh!” hisses the other, “It’s not till next week”.
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn’t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.
