How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.
Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
