If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole’