Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 – to give the bulb a cultural revolution.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn’t translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one […]
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first. A: Two – one to say “She’ll be right mate” and one to fetch the beers. A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say “Good on yer, […]
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes […]
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
