Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?-The Aggie drove through a car wash
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?She was maid in France !
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole?A: He varnished into thin air!
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.