The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: “I’m afraid sirs, that we […]
Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question.”God,” he said, “What is heaven like?” God replied, “Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess […]
An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and […]
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
