Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.
“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my soup.” “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”
Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma’am, they can’t stand the boiling water.
