Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.’Is that bull safe?’ someone asked the farmer.’Safer than you are!’ was his answer.
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Did you hear about the farmer’s boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. During his first day of work, the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work, saying, “May you and […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”. Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off […]
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.
“Tell me,” said the hiker to the local farmer, “will this pathway take me to the main road?” “No, sir,” replied the farmer, “you’ll have to go by yourself!”
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff’s office and […]
