FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won’t come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he’s not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?I’m on the horns of a dilemma here !
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
