I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.”Gee I miss her.
Henry’s son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.”Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.” “Now come on, David,” his mother said, “a big boy like you […]
“What’s the biggest fish you ever caught?” “That would be the one that measured fourteen inches….” “That’s not so big!” “Between the eyes?”
A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says “it’s my eyes.””What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss.”I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead…”
“Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?” asked Jane’s best friend.”Why shouldn’t I?” said Jane.”Well, maybe he is having an affair?””No way” said Jane “he never returns with any fish…”
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.”That’s what I like to see,” said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, “Well, he sure doesn’t know […]
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.He […]
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”He then walked about […]
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn’t catch anything?By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After […]
