What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !
One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, went to his bedroom, undressed […]
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred dollars.” The fisherman dove into […]
I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can’t tuna fish.
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won’t make him truthful.
“I caught a twenty pound salmon last week.” “Were there any witnesses?””There sure were. If there hadn’t been, it would have been forty pounds.”
“I didn’t see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead.” “That’s not true, vicar. And I’ve got the fish to prove it!”
