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Fishing jokes

One day a fisherman was lying …

20 Sep , 2009  

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the […]

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Three guys were fishing in a l…

20 Sep , 2009  

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, “I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could you help me?” “Of course,” […]

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A father and son went fishing …

20 Sep , 2009  

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath […]

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Two young men were out in the …

20 Sep , 2009  

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at […]

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Two Virginia rednecks go on a …

20 Sep , 2009  

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second […]

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Two fishermen were out on the …

20 Sep , 2009  

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, […]

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A fisherman returned to shore …

20 Sep , 2009  

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, ” Only caught […]

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Many years ago, a fisherman’s …

20 Sep , 2009  

Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to us.” After […]

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While sports fishing off the F…

20 Sep , 2009  

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling […]

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Where do fish wash ? In a rive…

20 Sep , 2009  

Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !

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What fish goes up the river at…

20 Sep , 2009  

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !

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Which fish can perform operati…

20 Sep , 2009  

Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !