How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.
Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and about the one that they would have changed, but “It got away”
Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.
What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.
Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. “I’ll never do that again,” he complained to his Dad. “Did she frighten off the fish?” enquired Dad. “No,” replied Tim. “She sat on the bank and ate all my maggots.”
What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.
The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain. Feeling sorry for him, and wanting to humor him, a lady gave him 50 cents, and kindly asked “How many have you caught?” “You’re the tenth this morning,” was the reply.
An old lady saw a little boy with a fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of tadpoles in his hand walking through the park one Sunday. “Little boy,” she called, “don’t you know you shouldn’t go fishing on a Sunday?” “I’m not going fishing, ma’am,” he called back, “I’m going home.”
Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson’s teacher: No, but I’ve been fishing in shorts.
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. “Have you had any bites?” asked the second man. “Yes, lots,” replied the first one, “but they were all mosquitoes.”
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by.”What are ye doing?” asked O’Bannon.”Fishin’,” said MacAndrews.”Caught anything?””Ach, nae a bite,””What are ye usin’ fer bait?””Worms””Let me see it,” said O’Bannon.MacAndrews lifted the line from the water and […]
