Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?””Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts.”Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the stranger.”Nope.””Well, meet […]
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.’I want to buy three trout,’ he said to the owner. ‘But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.”Why should I do that?’ the owner […]
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
