What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?Huckleberry Fin!

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?Monkfish !

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!

Where do fish come from?Finland!

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !