Fishing jokes
26 Sep , 2009
How do you tune a fish?With its scales!
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !
How do you communicate with a fish?You drop it a line!
Why are fish so gullible?They fall for things hook, line and sinker!
What’s a sea serpent’s favourite meal?Fish and ships!
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse ? The Codfather !
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
23 Sep , 2009
What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ? Tsardines !
What will santa bring your fish this christmas?A scale letrix!
Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !
