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Food jokes

The four food groups: Fast, Fr…

26 Sep , 2009  

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

Food jokes

A couple of kids tried using p…

26 Sep , 2009  

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

Food jokes

A new chef from India was fire…

26 Sep , 2009  

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

Food jokes

The snack bar next door to an …

26 Sep , 2009  

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”

Food jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother p…

26 Sep , 2009  

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

Fishing jokes

Having arrived at the edge of …

26 Sep , 2009  

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no […]

Fishing jokes

Why men like to fishing so muc…

26 Sep , 2009  

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read? Prawn…

26 Sep , 2009  

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

Fishing jokes

What fish only swims at night …

26 Sep , 2009  

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

Fishing jokes

To whom do fish go to borrow m…

26 Sep , 2009  

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

Fishing jokes

What fish make the best sandwi…

26 Sep , 2009  

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

Fishing jokes

How do the fish get to school …

26 Sep , 2009  

How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !