I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.
Q. What’s worse than finding a worm in the apple you’re eating?A. Finding half a worm.
“May I take your order?” the waiter asked. “Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?” “Nothing special sir,” he replied. “We justtell them straight out that they’re going to die.”
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything.When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: ‘Is this pig?’Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: ‘Which end of the fork are […]
What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. “Give me a corned beef sandwich,” he ordered.”Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.””What’s a Midnight Special?””A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, […]
