Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread. Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around.
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers.
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
