Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there’s only one. Why? Fred: I don’t know. It must have been so dark I didn’t see the other one.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I’ll just have a slither.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That’s funny. My mom said you didn’t have any taste.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It’s a bit tough. Flo: That’s strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
What’s the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
