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Food jokes

Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter…

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Butter !Butter who ?Butter wrap up – it’s cold out here !

Food jokes

Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !…

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Beef !Beef who ?Beef fair now !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !…

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon …

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !

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If there were no food left, wh…

3 Oct , 2009  

If there were no food left, what could people do?Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.

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What could you do if you were …

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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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How can you make a soup rich?A…

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How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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Why are oranges like bells?You…

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Why are oranges like bells?You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What food is good for the brai…

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What food is good for the brain?Noodle soup.

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What food are you able to can?…

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What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.

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How can you tell the differenc…

3 Oct , 2009  

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.