Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires !

When is a car like a frog ? When it’s becing toad !

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !