What kind of shoes to frogs like ? Open toad sandals !

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

Whats a frogs favourite game ? It’s croak-et !

What’s a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !

How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?He was un hoppy !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups !

What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart’s new !