Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !

What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You’ll croak in no time !

Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !

Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !