What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, ” I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, […]
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that?” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to […]
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
