Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?” Student 2: “They are?” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can’t think what possessed her.
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?Ban-she, ban-she !
Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: “Make a fright turn at the corner.”
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want?”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest […]
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.
