Knock KnockWho’s there !Boo !Boo who ?Just Boo ! I’m a ghost !

What kind of street does a ghost like best?A dead end.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?She was trying to get ahead !

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?He gets pale as a sheet.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?”Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!

Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

Why is a ghost like an empty house? Because there’s no body there!

How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!