What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.

When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.

What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.

What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?The roller ghosted.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!