Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, Waiter there’s a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year !
“Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ? ” “No, sir, I always walk this way”
Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye
