yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.