How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?They’ll both bite at anything!
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?She was the beast of the show!
How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?The elevator was broken!
