What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’?He cleaned it!
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?Paul, stop monkeying around!
What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?Wet!
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?A very large bedroom.
If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
How does a Gorilla become another animal?When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say ‘Go back, you didn’t say ‘May I?”
