What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!

What is the Ape monster’s name?Godzilla Gorilla!

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it – he already had a door!

What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?The Apey-cees!

What does a Gorilla attorney study?The Law of the jungle!

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!