A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.’Are you here as a ghost ?’ asked his friends’No, I’m an undercover agent”.
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?”The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or […]
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost?” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed?” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,” he replied.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Doctor, doctor, I’m so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
