What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!

Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?”Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”

What do birds say on Halloween? “Trick-or-tweet!”

What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !