What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn’t make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had […]
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
