Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !
Waiter, I can’t eat this meat, it’s crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
