Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?
Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.
A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an empty chair. “Haircut, sir?” asked the barber. “No, just change the oil, please!”
A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because they’ve lost their locks.
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
America’s oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn’t got a grey hair on her head. How come? She’s completely bald.
Look at that bald man over there. It’s the first time I’ve seen a parting with ears.
