Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!

Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?When your bald !

Why did the bald man go outside ?To get some fresh hair !

Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he’s finished, your face is full of short cuts.

Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didn’t come in for a shave!