What should you buy if your hair falls out ?A good vacuum cleaner !

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why was the lady’s hair angry?Because she was always teasing it.

How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?On clipper ships.

For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man.

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?Sharon: No, why ?Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.

Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.

Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good?Barber: It’s on the same old head.

Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didn’t, nature beat me to it.