A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair?” Fluffing her hair, […]

What do you call a proton with big hair? A ‘froton.

Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Barber !Barber who ?Barberd wire !

What side of a monster has more hair ?The outside !

How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?Permanent waves !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ?Radio waves !

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !

What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !

What kind of hair do oceans have ?Wavy !