When did Caesar reign ?I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?His wife !
Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?On their feet !
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?Speaking Latin !
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving?They wanted another excuse to watch football.
There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the world do you want your […]
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
