Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?Must have been a duck family A duck family ?Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ?A year older on his birthday !

How did Columbus’s men sleep on their ships ?With their eyes shut !

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?Giddy up horsey !

The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.How many galleons did the get to the mile !

What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !

My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !

I’m learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

Where was the Magna Carta signed ?At the bottom !

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?Sat down !

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?He liked to chop and change !