If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. It’s the iceberg lettuce that does it.
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
“Waiter!” shouted the furious diner, “How dare you serve me this! There’s a damn TWIG in my soup!””My apologies,” said the waiter. “I’ll inform the branch manager.”
Sir you haven’t touched your custard.I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I can’t do that sir, he’s not had his main course yet !
