Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?He didn’t have enough money tabaccer!
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn’t tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring them, that didn’t help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?He always said “Neigh”
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!
What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral grounds between a select team from the heavenly host and his own hand-picked boys. “Very well,” said the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But you realize, I hope, that we’ve got all the good players and […]
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, […]
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. “How did you get here?” he asked. And the new angel replied, “Flu…”
