What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours

What is a horses favourite kind of party? A stall ball.

What is a horse’s favourite sport?Stable tennis!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?A horse with his eyes closed!

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?Business kept falling off!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!

What happened to Lady Godiva’s horse when he saw she had no clothes on?It made him shy!

What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?Two bits!

What goes “Clip”?A one legged horse!

What equine likes to cut in line?A sawhorse!

What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.