Why did the horse go behind the tree?To change his jockeys.

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because it’s covered with horsehide!

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?They have to tow the line!

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?The psycho-path!

Where do you take a sick horse?To the Horspital!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?In the Sir Lance Lot

When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!