Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
