A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.He put his eye to the […]

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn’t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to […]

Bill and Steve are enjoying a beer and discussing the possibility of love. “I thought I was in love three times,” Bill says. “Thought?” Steve asks. “What do you mean?” “Three years ago, I cared very deeply for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me,” Bill says. “Wasn’t that love?” Steve asks. “No, […]

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?”In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How many social scientists does it take to change a light bulb?None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?”I don’t know, but I can look it up for you.”