What did one bell say to the other? “Be my valenchime!”

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!

What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!

“Do you love me more than you love sleep?””I can’t answer now. It’s time for my nap!”

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?He gives it a valenshine!

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?”I love you with all my art!”

My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.

Sharon: I’m so homesick.Sheila: But this is your home!Sharon: I know and I’m sick of it.

My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.

What do lovesick owls say when it’s raining?Too-wet-to-woo.